Slow Computer Jokes

November 9, 2009 7:33 am | Slow Computer

Ok I’ve figured it out but!! Why would a company make a computer without enough RAM??!?

An earlier questions I had was : Why is my computer slow?? Thanks for the answers people. Apparantly My computer (HP pavillion dv1000) doesn’t have enough RAM it takes about 512mb to operate windows XP properly. IS THIS SOME KIND OF A JOKE !!!! 480MB!! THATS HOW MUCH RAM MY COMPUTER CAME WITH!!!!! WIN XP IS THE OPERATING SYSTEM IT CAME WITH!! WHAT KIND OF SCAM IS THIS!! WTF!! THIS STUPID COMPUTER COST ME 1300 DOLLARS!!! AAAHHHHHHHHAHHH!!!

Go to http://www.4allmemory.com It is my favorite memory outlet. They even tell you exactly how much rams your computer can take and they are cheap. 1300 is the normal price, adding ram is cheaper to buy on your own than to upgrade through your computer company.

I upgraded my laptop to 2 gigs on my own otherwise I would be paying another $400. Instead I paid $200 and installed it on my own. XP does require 512MB or more to run smoothly. 1 Gig would be perfect for your computer.


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