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I can’t spend any money. I’m using Windows Vista and an HPdv6000 laptop. Here’s what I found:
Trojan.Fakealert.355 VirusMedium
W95/Elkern F-Secure VirusHigh
Adware.Win32.Look2me.ab VirusCritical
W32.Mypics.Worm.36352 VirusMedium
Trojan-Downloader.Win32.Tibs.tc VirusMedium
Trojan virtumonde VirusCritical
Adware.Win32.Winad VirusCritical
Trojan-PSW.Win32.LdPinch.abm VirusCritical
Trojan Horse IRC/Backdoor.SdBot4.FRV VirusCritical
W32.Yaha.B@mm VirusCritical
Backdoor.Win32.Haxdoor.gu Virus High

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